Friday, February 20, 2009

Unfortunately, Kim....

Because I'm taking today off (now that the youngest is finished her school), and because I like finding amusing little things, I am putting up another content-less post.

Here's how to play... just do a Google search of the phrase "unfortunately, _______" but put your first name in the blank (be sure to enclose it all in quotation marks). From AllSorts, who says, "The resultant phrases are hilarious if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor and an appreciation for random absurdity."

I saved the best for last.

Unfortunately, Kim wore an ugly dress

Unfortunately Kim is something we seem to have to tolerate on this site

Unfortunately, Kim has little else to say

Unfortunately, Kim Jong Il had forgotten that it was he who spoke this particular nonsense.

Unfortunately, Kim has inherited his position of leadership on the basis of filial loyalty and commitment to his father's ideology

Unfortunately, Kim shows no awareness of this development, and his work suffers from its neglect, often rendering his conclusions weak and suspect.

Unfortunately, Kim also gets that they're making fun of her, and it's unfortunate because I assume she's not in on most jokes about her.

Unfortunately Kim is also her own worst enemy

Unfortunately Kim will not be attending the ceremony, due to her time in federal prison.

Unfortunately, Kim is a talented person but sleeping around in this industry is only going to defame her reputation and sets a bad example for other female

Unfortunately, Kim is mistaken. Now she feels hurt and must inform her Harvard man that he has infected her with Gonorrhea

Unfortunately, Kim felt left out while Trish and I were having sex, so she put her clothes on and left.

Unfortunately, Kim Survived the eating. After being eaten, Kim ran away from Lonnie and was eaten by yet another mountain lion.


Rational Jenn said...

This is brilliant. I'll do one, too, but it probably won't go up for a while (tjose meddling kids you know).


christinemm said...

That was hilarous. Off to check mine.

Kim said...

Some really wierd things have happened to people named Kim. Funny, I never noticed I shared the same first name as the Communist dictator of China!