Actually, it's penises versus vaginas, but I really didn't want that as my title. I got to hang out with a new group of moms who have a lot more experiences with boys. This is stranger territory than I ever imagined. I was well educated about some of the penile-related complications. I am so glad these moms shared their experiences, because penises are much more complicated than I'm used to dealing with. The final verdict: vaginas--be nice to your vagina, and it'll be nice to you; penises--they don't cooperate, they get in the way, they can be very unpredictable.